THE BRITONS PROTECTION

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Contents:

The Melon Farm

Slow pub crawl

Socialising

Pub guide

Pub stagger

Location

Address.  50 Great Bridgewater Street, Manchester, M1.

Directions. On the corner of Great Bridgewater Street and Mosley Street, just a little way down from the G-Mex.

Map.  Click here.

Phone number.  236 5895.

Website.  No.

 

Key facts

Opening hours.  Not known.

Happy hours.  Not known.

Draught lagers available.  Carlsberg plus others.

Nearby pubs.  Rain Bar, Aqua, Pitcher & Piano.

 

Trivia

Do say.  This is a quality establishment, squire.

Don't say.  Sounds like a form of wartime contraception.

Not to be confused with.  British Petroleum.  Geronimo.  Durex Fetherlites.

Smells like.  Smoke.

Other notable features.  Grunt Gobble & Zoom Coo Pie (see Melon Farm entry).

Page last updated.  12 October 2005.

 

Internal links

Slow pub crawl entry.  Click here.

Restaurant link.  Not applicable.

 

Spaceman/barney rating:  8/10

Entertainment

Pool table.  No.

Jukebox.  No.

Quiz machines.  No?.

Fruit machines.  No.

TV facilities.  No.

 

Food

Menu.  Toasties and other bar food at lunch, fancy evening scran.

Quality.  Excellent toasties.

Bar snacks.  Crisps and chilli nuts available.

Nearby outlets.  Nothing, unfortunately..

 

Toilets

Location.  Round the back of the bar.

Quality.  Er....

Quantity.  Um...