Contents:

The Melon Farm

Slow pub crawl

Socialising

Pub guide

Pub stagger

Location

Address.  Bloom Street, Salford, M3.

Directions.  Just off the crossroads of Bridge Street and Chapel Street, on the Salford side.

Map.  Click here.

Phone number.  832 6035.

Website.  No.

Key facts

Opening hours.  Not sure.

Happy hours.  None apparent.

Draught lagers available.  Poretti, Cruzcampo, Kronenbourg.

Nearby pubs.  Mark Addy, Egerton Arms, Salford Arms, Albert Vaults.

Trivia

Do say.  It's quite cool in here - jukebox, anyone?

Don't say.  We'll have your arms.

Not to be confused with.  Egerton Arms.  Salford Arms.  The King (the pub).

Smells like.  FEAR (by Ian Brown).

Other notable features.  None to report.

Page last updated.  October 2007.

Internal links

Slow pub crawl entry.  Not applicable.

Restaurant link.  Not applicable.

Pub stagger entry.  Click here.

Spaceman/barney rating:  7.5/10

Entertainment

Pool table.  None.

Jukebox.  Yes - fairly trendy content and utilised by sir barney.

Quiz machines.  Possibly none but there are lots of rooms.

Fruit machines.  As above.

TV facilities.  As above.

Food

Menu.  Rustic but a bit fancy.

Quality.  Not tried.

Bar snacks.  Er...

Nearby outlets.  Oriental Express.

Toilets

Location.  Straight in front of you as you come in.

Quality.  Fairly clean but a lot of residual floor "water".

Quantity.  4-panel urinal and 1 cubicle, with small white tiles up to head height and pistachio-coloured paint above.