The Melon Farm

Slow pub crawl


Pub guide

Pub stagger


Address.  Smithfields, Manchester, M4.

Directions.  In between Shudehill and Tib Street.

Map.  Click here.

Phone number.  839 7195.

Website.  No.


Key facts

Opening hours.  Don't know.

Happy hours.  None advertised.

Draught lagers available.  San Miguel, Fosters, Kronenbourg 1664, Kronenbourg Blanc.

Nearby pubs.  Rodeo, The Northern Quarter Bar & Restaurant, Odd, Common, Socio Rehab.



Do say.  Clearly the most popular bar around here.  Well done.

Don't say.  Is that a brothel downstairs or are you pleased to see us?

Not to be confused with.  Colour Bar.  The White Lion.  Green Room.

Smells like.  Smoke & lager.

Other notable features.  Glass encased pillars.  Extensive selection of bottled beers.

Page last updated.  August 2006.


Internal links

Slow pub crawl entry.  Click here.

Restaurant link.  Not applicable.

Pub stagger entry.  Click here.


Spaceman/barney rating:  7.5/10


Pool table.  No.

Jukebox.  No.

Quiz machines.  No.

Fruit machines.  No.

TV facilities.  No.



Menu.  Proper restaurant-style.

Quality.  Not tried.

Bar snacks.  None.

Nearby outlets.  Hunters BBQ & Takeaway.



Location.  Downstairs, immediately to the right on entry.

Quality.  Reasonably clean.

Quantity.  4 urinals, 2 cubicles and a flashing durex machine.