The Melon Farm

Slow pub crawl


Pub guide

Pub stagger


Address.  Thomas Street, Manchester, M4.

Directions.  In between Shudehill and Tib Street.

Map.  Click here.

Phone number.  833 0070.

Website.  No.


Key facts

Opening hours.  Er...

Happy hours.  None apparent.

Draught lagers available.  Hoegaarden, Leffe, Staropramen, Stella.

Nearby pubs.  The Millstone, The Bay Horse, Bluu, Rodeo, The Northern Quarter Restaurant & Bar, Common, Socio Rehab.



Do say.  Individualism is a characteristic worth treasuring.

Don't say.  This place is a bit odd.

Not to be confused with.  Oddball.  Bod.  Strangeways.  Queer.

Smells like.  Wood and candles.

Other notable features.  Original artwork on walls.  Magnum of Leffe.  Stag's head on wall.  Another bit downstairs.

Page last updated.  August 2006.


Internal links

Slow pub crawl entry.  Not applicable.

Restaurant link.  Not applicable.

Pub stagger entry.  Click here.


Spaceman/barney rating:  6.5/10


Pool table.  No.

Jukebox.  Yes.

Quiz machines.  No.

Fruit machines.  No.

TV facilities.  No.



Menu.  No sign of menus.

Quality.  Couldn't find out.

Bar snacks.  Nothing in view.

Nearby outlets.  Yadgar (Halal café), Hunters BBQ & Takeaway.



Location.  Downstairs and on far right.

Quality.  Very clean, with bizarre décor - purple floors, white and blue tiles, weird 70s brown wall, low roof over basin.

Quantity.  2 urinals and 1 cubicle.