CafÉ Rouge


The Melon Farm

Slow pub crawl


Pub guide

Pub stagger


Address.  Printworks, Manchester, M4.

Directions.  In the Printworks, on the left at the southern entrance.

Map.  Click here.

Phone number.  832 7749.

Website.  Go to


Key facts

Opening hours.  Mon to Sat: 9am to 11pm; Sun: 9am to 10pm.

Happy hours.  Very unlikely.

Draught lagers available.  Stella (and that's it).

Nearby pubs.  Lloyds No 1, Henry J. Beans, Puremagic, Old Orleans, Norwegian Blue, Waxy O'Connors, Hard Rock Café, Tiger Tiger.



Do say.  Ooh la la.

Don't say.  I want a beer standing at the bar, please.

Not to be confused with.  The other Café Rouges.  Red Café (Old Trafford, apparently).  Red Square.

Smells like.  Coffee.  And fruity beer.

Other notable features.  Stairs.  Arsey bar staff.

Page last updated.  November 2007.


Internal links

Slow pub crawl entry.  Not applicable.

Restaurant link.  Not applicable.

Pub stagger entry.  Click here.


Spaceman/barney rating:  4/10


Pool table.  No.

Jukebox.  No.

Quiz machines.  No.

Fruit machines.  No.

TV facilities.  No.



Menu.  Quite fancy but in French.

Quality.  Not tried.

Bar snacks.  None.

Nearby outlets.  Er, Nando's?  Yum Yum?



Location.  Up the stairs.

Quality.  Ok.

Quantity.  3 urinals, 1 dumpsters, 3 sinks.