Lloyds No 1


The Melon Farm

Slow pub crawl


Pub guide

Pub stagger


Address.  Printworks, Manchester, M4.

Directions.  In the Printworks, on the left as you come in from the east side.

Map.  Click here.

Phone number.  817 2980.

Website.  None.


Key facts

Opening hours.  Dunno, but you can get food until 11pm, so probably later than that.

Happy hours.  Probably none.

Draught lagers available.  Fosters, Carling, Kronenbourg, Stella, Staropramen.

Nearby pubs.  Henry J. Beans, Puremagic, Old Orleans, Norwegian Blue, Waxy O'Connors, Café Rouge, Hard Rock Café, Tiger Tiger.



Do say.  Tasty food and wide selection of drinks at competitive prices.

Don't say.  Not another Wetherspoon's.

Not to be confused with.  No.14 Lloyd Street.  A number one.  Lloyds of London.

Smells like.  Ash (we're near ashtrays), but not too old man-ish.

Other notable features.  Purple (says barney, referring to a light strip).  Nothing else we can think of.  Bit of a labyrinth, maybe.

Page last updated.  October 2007.


Internal links

Slow pub crawl entry.  Click here.

Restaurant link.  Not applicable.

Pub stagger entry.  Click here.


Spaceman/barney rating:  6/10


Pool table.  No.

Jukebox.  No.

Quiz machines.  Yes.

Fruit machines.  Yes - plenty.

TV facilities.  Screen showing music videos.



Menu.  Mixed grills et al (the usual Wetherspoon's fare, in other words).

Quality.  See above.  Probably microwaved, mostly.

Bar snacks.  Walker's crisps (the bog standard ones).

Nearby outlets.  Er, Nando's?  Yum Yum?



Location.  Upstairs to the right and at the far side

Quality.  Relatively clean-looking and smelling.

Quantity.  6 urinals, 3 dumpsters and 5 washers.