The Melon Farm

Slow pub crawl


Pub guide

Pub stagger


Address.  Printworks, Manchester, M4.

Directions.  In the Printworks, on the left as you come in from the east side.

Map.  Click here.

Phone number.  819 7770.

Website.  No, although there is this.


Key facts

Opening hours.  12pm until late, 7 days a week.

Happy hours.  Two-for-one cocktails, Monday to Friday, 4pm to 8pm.

Draught lagers available.  Carlsberg, Carlsberg Export.

Nearby pubs.  Lloyds No 1, Henry J. Beans, Old Orleans, Norwegian Blue, Waxy O'Connors, Café Rouge, Hard Rock Café, Tiger Tiger.



Do say.  Nice trick.

Don't say.  You just put that card in your pocket.

Not to be confused with.  Puressence.

Smells like.  There's sleight of hand in the air.

Other notable features.  White piano.  Magic tricks galore.  Massive downstairs club (including roller disco).

Page last updated.  October 2007.


Internal links

Slow pub crawl entry.  Not applicable.

Restaurant link.  Not applicable.

Pub stagger entry.  Click here.


Spaceman/barney rating:  7/10


Pool table.  None.

Jukebox.  None.

Quiz machines.  None.

Fruit machines.  None.

TV facilities.  Three plasmas.



Menu.  Snacks to main meals, salads, wraps and sandwiches.

Quality.  Not tried.

Bar snacks.  None.

Nearby outlets.  Er, Nando's?  Yum Yum?



Location.  At the back.

Quality.  Small but nicely formed.

Quantity.  Low slung urinal and posh washbasins.